Silicon Valley Bitch & Cooking with Noor 2:00 PM

Since we've moved to the new place, I have changed my former piggie tip jar into a silver shiny mech puppy jar, because it just fits the overall, sci-fi look of the new Goddess Investment v7.0, so well. As I said in one of my previous blogs I am really fed up with the typical financial domination "piggie here here" bullshit and the trend setter'ette I am, I make up new shit to keep myself, the Goddess Ladies and the boys entertained.
So my new thing is, since we get many foreigners to GI, I want each and everyone to bark in their own language when tipping my Mech Puppy, and I also want to hear the various regional American slang's when paying and barking at the same time. And slang there is, I have heard so much retarded barking, which keeps me entertained to no end!
Anyhow, yesterday this stupid ass came to visit us, ( he is a reg ) and is despicable and you will see on the pics below what I mean. Miss Sweet and me - we are such an awesome team, it doesn't take any IM communication when we abuse drooges, we just freestyle the "A- Team " way when it comes to the mentally deranged.
Before I started my " Cooking With Noor " lesson with him, we of course had to take what that fat ass had ( monetary speaking ), which wasn't much JUST 15K, but since he barked the wrong way he has to pay taxes about his false barking techniques! And today is his payday and mine as well, so he owes us another 12K just for barking which will be payed up tonight! ( and yes he will pay... )

MissSweetmeat Ragu: consider it sl dog training, train it to eat up your lindens
Tip Pet: Fat Ass Payed $15000
Noor Loam: like if you are in Alabama, you would bark different!
Fat Ass: California Miss
Noor Loam: i said BARK!
Fat Ass barks
Noor Loam: if cali, oh well - then you will bark like a silicon valley bitch
Noor Loam: no idiot, how does a california dog bark
Fat Ass: sorry Miss I barked rl wasn't thinking
MissSweetmeat Ragu: dogs don't say "barks"....she said BARK
Noor Loam: make the valley bitch sounds and type it, idiot!
Fat Ass: woof wooof
Noor Loam: yessss, that's such a valley dog barking
Noor Loam: now turn to miss and gaze at her boots!
Noor Loam: DO IT!
MissSweetmeat Ragu: as in NOW
Noor Loam: you worthless piece of valley barking shit
Noor Loam: now you ask miss if you could bark at her, like a southern dog!
Fat Ass: Please Miss may I bark like a southern dog
Noor Loam: hahahahahaha
MissSweetmeat Ragu: well, i suppose, but it better be convincing
Noor Loam: and when she allows you to, then you will add 7000L to her tip jar
Richard Mistwallow: ruff rufff
Noor Loam: that's not southern!
MissSweetmeat Ragu: i've heard southern dogs, and that boy is no southern dog
Fat Ass: I am unsure how a southern dog barks Miss
Fat Ass: I am just a valley bitch
Noor Loam: then google it!!!
MissSweetmeat Ragu: you think you are so much better than a southern dog just because you're a valley bitch?
Fat Ass: no Miss just unsure how they bark

Next, I decided it is cooking time with yours truly and above mentioned false barking silicon valley small cock male! Not that I have any domestic skills in me, but I can make up delicious recipes and give exellent instructions on how they should be prepared. I put Gordon Ramsay to shame!

COCK SANDWICH RECIPE

Ingredients :

- One middle aged male ( preferably fat & mentally deranged, it ads to the flavor )
- 1 small cock ( can be found anywhere in Secondlife, so shop around for a good one )
- 4 slices of Sara Lee country white bread
- endless spoon full of store brand Mayonnaise ( although I prefer Duke mayo )
- a digital camera ( to take pics of your proud meal )


Preparation :

Use 2 slices of sara lee country white bread, make middle aged male place those below the shaft, lift up the small cock, spread 4 fat table spoon full of store brand mayo gently on the bread. Lay the small cock on top of the bread, wait for the mayo to warm up, upon some heat sensation, let the small cock slide roughly up and down the 2 slices on sara lee country white bread. Count to 10, while doing so.
Add 4 fat table spoon of store brand mayo on the remaining 2 slices of sara lee country white bread, place those firmly on top of the small erect cock.
Place the right hand around the now completed cock sandwich, let the right hand get used to the doughy bread, then tighten up the grip and use the hand roughly in a horizontal up and down motion ( make sure the middle aged male rock in a OHM motion back and fourth ) to add more sensation to the small cock sandwich. Upon completion of hand and body rocking, remove the mayonnaise covered small cock from the 4 slices of sara lee bread. Lay the small cock on top of the now warm and melted mayonnaise sandwich. Aim the small cock to the center of the 4 slices of sara lee bread and cum on top of the sandwich. Then remove the small and not so sensational cock, let its dangle back in place.
To complete the meal, make sure the middle aged male sits down, in a comfortable position, facing the digital camera up close. Finish up by taking a big bite out the semen mixed with mayonnaise warmed up 4 slices of sara lee country white bread, chew slowly but thoroughly, repeat til finished.

Preparation time : Varies ( in this documented cooking class 101, it took 14 minutes )

Bon Appetite!

Want to cook with Goddess Noor Loam in Secondlife?! Great! I have many deli recipes, ready for the domesticated small cock' a doodle, mentally deranged subby idiot!
TP to Goddess Investment v7.0!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Travesty/24/202/1801

Noor~

Noor's " Psychic Paper "! 12:32 PM

I need an SL " psychic paper " to give to the subs, trolls and drooges! What is a " psychic paper, you ask "?!

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties. When shown to
a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wished them to see
printed on it.

Of course most of you have no clue what I am talking about - as usual, but I am talking about Doctor Who here and specifically about the 10th one, because he is the cutest! A few weeks back I bought a Dalek in SL, well I bought two, a renegade and an imperial one, not really knowing much about the history of " Doctor Who and Daleks". I just thought they were cool, because they fight one another and scream " I OBEY "! So Miss Sweet and many of you old drooges gave me some history on cheesy British Sci-fi and I feel extremely enlightened now, also after reading dozens of Wikis on Tardis, Sonic Screw divers and Cyberman. Since Goddess Investment v 7.0 is all SciFi based, old and new - these Daleks fit in there perfectly and I just love their senseless, high pitched robotic screaming.

We have been back open now for one week and the response so far was amazing. Seen a lot of new faces coming to visit us, wanting to get to know us, and some of the oldies came in to meet the two new ladies we have, aka Jamie and Gala, and a dancer by the name of Linsey. We are now on rotating " shifts", yes I know sounds like work and all but it isn't. Miss Sweet and Jean can be seen late at nights, Jamie as well, she is still learning and adjusting to our madness. Then Gala comes in more during the day and Linsey comes in any given time. And I am in world now usually somewhat during early mornings and/ or late afternoon, whenever I feel like being there. ( It's winter break! )

I have added private rooms, such as an " Interrogation Room " which is something I am personally so very fond of, to interrogate you wankers like the Stasi. A vanilla, mocap bed and lap dance chair room, for the sexually deprived which is 99% of SL. Then a kick ass Hypno room with over 30 and counting trances and 3 hypno machines in there. ( Thanks to Cinn, from Insilico, to let me borrow these machines <33>

And last but not least, a Mistress Delights, Forniphilia/ Boot/ Leg/ Ass/ anything worship, incl ridiculous funny slave and his Mistress cuddle and sex poses, which YOU will never see me use on any of you, but gotta keep the variety aspect open, right? Riight. This room also includes prison cells, cages with RLV, timers and then some. I still have to add the glory hole which seems to be really something the sissy sluts love to use.

But yesterday I had this glorious idea of adding an Therapy room, because I found some awesome shrink sofa and chair, which I must add and again this will become a personal favorite of mine since this is so up my alley.

Of course we had many SL Insta Dommes on their alts coming in, or sending their sub our way, because curiosity always kills a cat and they just have to know what Noor is up to again! You silly bitches...

One thing that had me and Miss in tears laughing and that is a new one indeed, is some old hag in world is butt hurt because I sometimes talk shit about her on my blog. She send an pretty well known slut, which is more of a bottom topper my way, to ask me " If I could lay low, talking about fat old people "! Now YOU all know the answer to that- HELL FUCK NO! He even had the bloody nerve to ask me what I have against " fat people ". Are you serious, I mean are you fucking SERIOUS?! Miss and me almost pissed our panties when I showed her the convo. Fat people are gross, fat people are an disgusting waste of our society and should be not so humanely euthanized because they have no self control over their eating habits aka their lifes aka no control over anyone else's life! Hence the reason, these Insta dommes fail at everything they do in SL and fall back for a while, just to return like a retard back on the Fin Domme scene on an new AV or some old AV and pretend they are some big shots in the " community". Needless to say, they all fail. It is this wash rinse repeat syndrome which happens in best SL's retardation community called " I'm a Domme - OBEY ME & my Cheetos and pay me piggie, lulz ".

Financial Domination, specially in Secondlife, is not an excuse for your old/ or young ass, fat bitches not to have a job in RL or just downright lie your asses off as in the typical profile bullshit: " I don't need your money, I just want it, because I am a GODDESS "!

You ain't shit!

You are a broke ass fat cow sitting on your PC day in, day out, waiting for some " piggie" ( I am so tired of the piggie phrase, I make all losers bark in their own language from now on ), to top your asses from the bottom and your desperate dumb self's move right along with it, because you need the money to feed your daily food addiction!

The one 48 yr old fat cow, I am talking about, is so scared of me, she went on again to send one of her Dommes my way, trying to " butter me up" in IM, as in " wanting to meet a fellow BDSM kinkster". Are you all retarded or WTF, hahaha! I am not and never have been into BDSM! Sexual pixel contact doesn't interest me one bit, collars, whips, fake ' yes Mistress' RP ' doesn't interest me. BDSM is always about someones perverse dickly needs and why in the world would I care about any ones goddamn dicks?! Not a chance chumps, not in RL and not in SL! My SL is about ME, implementing my awesomeness into your pea sized, piece of shits brains, using reversed psychology, brainwashing and manipulation as my choice of weapon, to make you become a mindless drone for MY gain! I don't role play. I can't role play my self. I can only be me, my real life me in a virtual setting and spread my wickedness among the ones that come in contact with me. It can be fun for the ones who " get it ", and pure hell for the ones that cross me and obviously don't "get it ". Get it?!

I have been called every possible name in the book, threatened, people tried everything to push me off my " throne " and continue to do so. But what most of you don't seem to understand, nothing absolutely nothing you desperate lost ones do, will ever face me. Yes, I am that arrogant and confident and just laugh at those feeble attempts!

Goddess Investment v7.0 is going very well, we have been out of the loop for about 2 months, but it is refreshing to see new faces and old ones alike.

The money is ok, but nothing to brag about as of yet, 10k here, 20k there is not to my standards and I haven't gotten my hands yet on some specific mentally deranged boys yet. But soon, soon... some of the new faces may will bring me a prosperous Xmas. I just haven't put my mind really into any these boys as of yet, since I was pretty busy with the new ladies we have, to get them up and running, to my standards and to add more nifty things to our place.

But next week I may start to brain damage some of you and make your holidays into a minus red over drafted bank account and mine into a nice plus fat green one! Of course it is a wonderful loss/ win situation for both parties involved. My Win - your loss!

Time to give chumps! However you don't give to the needy but the greedy- which is lovely Noor me :))

Catch ya on the flip side, right here, direct TP to Goddess Investment v7.0!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Travesty/24/202/1801

Noor~